May 2013
sloth-grunge:
do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
“Whatever comes, let it come. What stays, let it stay. What goes, let it go.”
– Papaji (via tited)
restrict3d:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
“Never get to attached to anyone unless they also feel the same towards you...”
– Note To Self (via dangnikki)
dapenguinninja:
sincerely-harry:
my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
jsantagato:
I think I need to let it go.
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
me: i don't like him
him: hi
me: sweet jesus why are you perfect
highmiranda:
thank god i have my shitty personality to make up for my shitty looks
“The quieter you become the more you can hear.”
– Ram Dass (via wanduring)
silabus:
do you ever just realize how bad your voice sounds
theyellowbrickroad:
i get high self esteem when a cat that hates everybody else ends up liking me
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and...
